Post by alvin on Apr 17, 2008 22:34:03 GMT
Um, this is my first time doing a slash couple so go easy on me ok! ^^
During a test there was a note and it was for Kyle. Everytime the note was passed, classmates whispered, " Pass it on" until it came to Kyle. The note read,
" Dearest Kyle,
I have many words I wish not to blurt. I have feelings for you very much. If you want to know who this person is, then follow the clues!
Good luck finding me!!
Your secret admirior"
After the test, Stan read the note and said " Let me guess, its Bebe right?". " I don't know if that's her dude!" Kyle replied putting his books away. He was thinking * Maybe its her..* It was time for recess so everyone was playing except Stan and Kyle trying to find the " secret admirior". " Who would have a crush on you anyway?" Stan asked. " I don't know but some girl playing a trick on me or Cartman pulling a prank or something." Kyle said. Cartman and Kenny came to the two boys. " Hey guys!" Cartman said. " Muffle Muffle ( what up)" said Kenny.
Kyle and Stan greeted them and showed them the note Kyle just got. " Wow! You lucky Jew! Someone has a crush on you!!!" Cartman teasingly said. Kenny just laughed. " Guys! I'm serious! I want to meet this someone!" Kyle said getting all pissed off. Kenny and Cartman stopped laughing. Stan patted Kyle's back trying to calm him down. Kyle was thinking off getting this over with and hoping it won't be Bebe who just wants to look at his ass or something.
" Hey dude, I'll help you." Stan calmly said. Cartman whispered to Kenny, " I can just taste the jew's lips right now!" and Kenny giggled softly hoping that the others won't hear. " Hey dude, after school, we'll go find this someone" Stan said.
After school, the first clue was:
After you get off the school bus, the next clue is on the next bus stop.
" Oh this one should be easy!" Kyle exclaimed getting on the bus. On the bus, Cartman sighed sweetly as he saw the jew get on. " Man Kenny, that jew is soo gonna be mine." Cartman whispered as he imagined him and Kyle fighting until they hugged. Kenny giggled again.
After getting off the bus, Stan found the next clue saying:
I live in a dark green house and the next clue is in my living room. " Ok. This person writing these clues sounds very famililar dude." Stan said while walking. " Yeah." Kyle replied. Maybe it was Bebe? Meanwhile, Cartman and Kenny were following them. "Yes! He's falling for it Kenny! He thinks its Bebe! But, unknown to him, its me!"
Cartman and Kenny went sneaked into his own house by going through the back window. Cartman saw Stan and Kyle going in his house. " Hurry Kenny! They're coming!!" he shrieked as Kenny pushed Cartman's fatass into the window. Kyle got the next clue saying, Get ready to see me!" and Kyle gulped as he shakily walked on the steps. " Dude, its ok! Maybe it turned out to be a trick or something." Stan said trying to calm him down.
Cartman heard them coming and he and Kenny snickered as Kyle opened. It turned out to be........ ERIC CARTMAN!!!!!!! Kyle and Stan had thier jaws dropped open. " ALRIGHT FATASS! IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK OR SOMETHING!!!" Kyle shouted. Cartman said, " No Jew. This is not a trick. I did it because I wanted to tell you this whole time that I had a.. little crush on you!" he seducingly said. He ran up to Kyle and kissed him passionately and Kenny shot himself. " O MY GOD!! KENNY SHOT HIMSELF!!" Stan exclaimed. " O MY GOD!!" Stan exclaimed again as he now noticed the fatass kissing the Jew. Few minutes later, they parted and Stan threw up on the floor.Kyle was spitting out the germs he got from the fatass. Cartman was blushing.
Kyle ran out the door and Cartman chased him saying " HEY JEW! WANT ANOTHER KISS!!" Stan thought to himself * This is geting pretty fucked up here* as he noticed Cartman going after him for another kiss....
The end
During a test there was a note and it was for Kyle. Everytime the note was passed, classmates whispered, " Pass it on" until it came to Kyle. The note read,
" Dearest Kyle,
I have many words I wish not to blurt. I have feelings for you very much. If you want to know who this person is, then follow the clues!
Good luck finding me!!
Your secret admirior"
After the test, Stan read the note and said " Let me guess, its Bebe right?". " I don't know if that's her dude!" Kyle replied putting his books away. He was thinking * Maybe its her..* It was time for recess so everyone was playing except Stan and Kyle trying to find the " secret admirior". " Who would have a crush on you anyway?" Stan asked. " I don't know but some girl playing a trick on me or Cartman pulling a prank or something." Kyle said. Cartman and Kenny came to the two boys. " Hey guys!" Cartman said. " Muffle Muffle ( what up)" said Kenny.
Kyle and Stan greeted them and showed them the note Kyle just got. " Wow! You lucky Jew! Someone has a crush on you!!!" Cartman teasingly said. Kenny just laughed. " Guys! I'm serious! I want to meet this someone!" Kyle said getting all pissed off. Kenny and Cartman stopped laughing. Stan patted Kyle's back trying to calm him down. Kyle was thinking off getting this over with and hoping it won't be Bebe who just wants to look at his ass or something.
" Hey dude, I'll help you." Stan calmly said. Cartman whispered to Kenny, " I can just taste the jew's lips right now!" and Kenny giggled softly hoping that the others won't hear. " Hey dude, after school, we'll go find this someone" Stan said.
After school, the first clue was:
After you get off the school bus, the next clue is on the next bus stop.
" Oh this one should be easy!" Kyle exclaimed getting on the bus. On the bus, Cartman sighed sweetly as he saw the jew get on. " Man Kenny, that jew is soo gonna be mine." Cartman whispered as he imagined him and Kyle fighting until they hugged. Kenny giggled again.
After getting off the bus, Stan found the next clue saying:
I live in a dark green house and the next clue is in my living room. " Ok. This person writing these clues sounds very famililar dude." Stan said while walking. " Yeah." Kyle replied. Maybe it was Bebe? Meanwhile, Cartman and Kenny were following them. "Yes! He's falling for it Kenny! He thinks its Bebe! But, unknown to him, its me!"
Cartman and Kenny went sneaked into his own house by going through the back window. Cartman saw Stan and Kyle going in his house. " Hurry Kenny! They're coming!!" he shrieked as Kenny pushed Cartman's fatass into the window. Kyle got the next clue saying, Get ready to see me!" and Kyle gulped as he shakily walked on the steps. " Dude, its ok! Maybe it turned out to be a trick or something." Stan said trying to calm him down.
Cartman heard them coming and he and Kenny snickered as Kyle opened. It turned out to be........ ERIC CARTMAN!!!!!!! Kyle and Stan had thier jaws dropped open. " ALRIGHT FATASS! IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK OR SOMETHING!!!" Kyle shouted. Cartman said, " No Jew. This is not a trick. I did it because I wanted to tell you this whole time that I had a.. little crush on you!" he seducingly said. He ran up to Kyle and kissed him passionately and Kenny shot himself. " O MY GOD!! KENNY SHOT HIMSELF!!" Stan exclaimed. " O MY GOD!!" Stan exclaimed again as he now noticed the fatass kissing the Jew. Few minutes later, they parted and Stan threw up on the floor.Kyle was spitting out the germs he got from the fatass. Cartman was blushing.
Kyle ran out the door and Cartman chased him saying " HEY JEW! WANT ANOTHER KISS!!" Stan thought to himself * This is geting pretty fucked up here* as he noticed Cartman going after him for another kiss....
The end